Worse than a curse:

God showed up.

As if he were missing?

Hey guys, I found God over here, hiding out behind the 12-foot cross hanging on the wall behind the platform.

God: "Sorry I'm late, but at least I showed up, right?"

It is you, Jesus! Now that you've shown yourself in your tattered canvas robe, white-man's beard, and sandals, I'd recognize you anywhere. It also helps that I feel all good inside and I'm raising the roof with my hands and singing loud and off-key.

I carry stones in my pockets just for people who sink low enough below the radar to think that God is a respector of times, places, persons, styles, etc. Don't you know he's sovereign? Don't you know he's omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent? Be careful how you use your language.