A Superbowl commercial for Doritos:
A young male walks down the street with an orange triangle of MSG in his fingers. He spots a beautiful woman in a green dress, looks at his chip and takes a bite. The woman's dress flies off and she gives a little exclamation of surprise as the cheesy-fingered male checks out her black lingerie.
Cheesy fingers walks past an ATM, looks at his chip and takes a bite. The ATM blows out money all over the street and a crowd of people rush forward to take what they can grab.
Discovering a police officer nearby, cheesy fingers takes one more bite from his transfatty triangle. The officer beneath the uniform disappears, the uniform collpases to the pavement, and a monkey peeks out of the shirt.
The skinny young male smiles at the work he has accomplished by eating Doritos.
Cheesy fingers walks past an ATM, looks at his chip and takes a bite. The ATM blows out money all over the street and a crowd of people rush forward to take what they can grab.
Discovering a police officer nearby, cheesy fingers takes one more bite from his transfatty triangle. The officer beneath the uniform disappears, the uniform collpases to the pavement, and a monkey peeks out of the shirt.
The skinny young male smiles at the work he has accomplished by eating Doritos.
Americans: gluttons, lechers, misers, anarchists. What a great message.
1 comment:
No joke! In my own, somewhat humble, opinion the commercials were quite disappointing...
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