Sunday, February 01, 2009

Today's Menu: Football with a Side of Sex

A Superbowl commercial for Doritos:
A young male walks down the street with an orange triangle of MSG in his fingers. He spots a beautiful woman in a green dress, looks at his chip and takes a bite. The woman's dress flies off and she gives a little exclamation of surprise as the cheesy-fingered male checks out her black lingerie.
Cheesy fingers walks past an ATM, looks at his chip and takes a bite. The ATM blows out money all over the street and a crowd of people rush forward to take what they can grab.
Discovering a police officer nearby, cheesy fingers takes one more bite from his transfatty triangle. The officer beneath the uniform disappears, the uniform collpases to the pavement, and a monkey peeks out of the shirt.
The skinny young male smiles at the work he has accomplished by eating Doritos.
Americans: gluttons, lechers, misers, anarchists. What a great message.

1 comment:

Curtis said...

No joke! In my own, somewhat humble, opinion the commercials were quite disappointing...